The ramblings of a young woman as she works through life's hardships. 20. taken o9.22.12. Disney. Harry Potter. Thespian. dancing. singing. pansexual. Alaska. Arizona. college life. NAU. confused and looking for someone to light the way.
HW: 155 CW: 150 LW: 120 GW: 120-130

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flowwvver:

shit happens

flowwvver:

shit happens

amydoesthings:

cumslayer:

cumslayer:

So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..

THAT LAST COMMENT IS WHAT DID IT. HOW DARE THEY

masters-babygirl:

As punishment for being bratty (sulking and pouting a lot) I had to do 30 minutes corner time, naked, with a dummy in my mouth.
Little girls who act like babies get treated babies

masters-babygirl:

As punishment for being bratty (sulking and pouting a lot) I had to do 30 minutes corner time, naked, with a dummy in my mouth.

Little girls who act like babies get treated babies

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bloggingfrominsidethetardis:

modern Hogwarts headcanon

muggleborn sixth years jumping from moving staircase to moving staircase shouting “PARKOUR”

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hisforthebinding:

ashtonxrwins:

you have no power over me

"I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave."