The ramblings of a teenage girl as she works through life's hardships. 19. taken o9.22.12. Disney. Harry Potter. Thespian. dancing. singing. pansexual. Alaska. Arizona. college life. NAU. confused and looking for someone to light the way.
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I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.
Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)
no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs
if we are spooning and there isn’t a boner pressed into my butt I will assume you don’t actually like me and get really upset
no spoons a good spoon without a boner
I thought I was the only one who felt like a perv about this but bless you all this makes me feel so much better
the animators for this movie had a snowflake generator so that every single snowflake in the movie was different and if you don’t think that’s really punk rock idk what to tell u
shame they couldn’t do that with women’s faces
I think I ask someone if they know the muffin man at least once a day